We began at 5:30 am, eager but stressed to get to the first metro train at 6:20 so we could take the first regional train from Valencia to Buñol at 7 am. Needless to say, with an expected attendance of 20,000 people, most of whom were staying in Valencia, the trains were pretty crowded. Luckily, Michael and I were able to find seats for the 45 minute train trip, so we got to prepare mentally and physically for the event ahead.
We arrived in Buñol at around 8 am and proceeded through the ancient-looking Spanish village down to the site of the event around which I have planned my summer: La Tomatina. Most people were already drunk by this time, which I will remind you, was 8 in the morning. Michael and I proceeded to the Designated Drivers Rockin' Fun Zone, which was an area the size of the sidewalk where Michael and I stood. Basically, we were some of the only sober people there. But when you're in Europe surrounded by Australians and under-21 Americans, you can only expect a certain degree of drunkenness.
With anticipation and a lingering scent of beer and sangria hanging in the air, the first event began: The Greased Up Ham Pole. Spaniards and tourists (mostly tourists) literally fight each other up a wooden pole covered in lard to release a ham that has been tied to the top. Obviously the attempts during the first hour and a half are unsuccessful, because everyone is pulling and kicking each other down, trying to earn the drunken respect of the audience. When I say kicking, I mean literally, men would kick girls in the face, even using said faces as stepladders. Also the pole is absolutely slathered in lard, and it has to be removed before further attempts can be made. When guys (inevitably guys) reach the lard, they toss it into the crowd. I got some on my shoulder! Awesome!
As the sun rose over Buñol, Michael and I decided to seek out some of the water vendors we saw on the way there. Leaving the crowd was harder than it should have been, as Australians wouldn't let non-Aussies through, so we had to forge terrible accents in order to get out. With the water purchased and the tomato time drawing near, we headed back to the street, although not for the same position as before. We had been standing in perhaps the best spot, which meant it was crowded, hot, smelly, and possibly dangerous for a person of my stature. With that in mind, we chose a location just off the street with excellent tomato access, but also with more room.
And then the cannon burst, signaling the initiation of La Tomatina. The crowd descended into a kind of controlled soccer riot, and my vision was gradually obscured by a fine, red mist and small, ovular missiles. Everything was an amazing chaos. Dump trucks came down the street and forced people to the sidewalks. The trucks were full of 20 young Spaniards hurling about 130 tons of red tomatoes at bystanders. And the "bystanders" would pick them up and hurl them right back. Everyone gradually turned into what looked like pizza sauce, but drunker. The trucks drove through again and again, and that meant more and more fun. I hit a guy in the mouth. Michael hit a girl square in the eye. I got hit in the face 4 times, and I loved it.
And I think the locals enjoyed it, too. When the second cannon was fired, signalling the end of the tomato fight, people came out of their houses with hoses, spraying down the tourists. Throughout the entire event locals dumped buckets of water on the crowds, attempting to keep them cool. At one point I was targeted by a bunch of Australian boys with access to buckets and fountains, and I ended up getting soaked through, but it was perfect.
La Tomatina was the most crazy, amazing, exciting thing I have ever done. If every day of my trip was awful, it would have been worth it to come to Europe because of La Tomatina. I am so pleased that I was able to fit it back into my schedule, because I have never experienced anything quite like it. Seeing so many happy young people completely covered in tomato pulp, from hair to shoes, was elating. And seriously, it's a giant, free food fight in the streets of a beautiful Spanish city, attended by creative twenty-somethings in fun costumes. How could I not have loved it?

PS. Did I mention that I too, became covered in tomato pulp? Even though I took about 5 hose showers, I was not Tomato-Free enough to board the train back to Valencia. I had to take another shower outside the train station. And I took another shower when I got back to the hotel. And I still smell like a caprese salad, minus all the non-tomato ingredients. When I touch my skin and hair, it feels like a tomato. In fact, with all the Spanish sun I've been getting, I may even LOOK like a tomato. Please don't eat me :(


